2012 Doomsday! Wait, Not So Fast ...

2012 Doomsday? That's what a lot of dumbasses and con artists people were claiming the Mayan calendar portended.

But good news! Turns out those people now say that 2012 Doomsday won't be happening after all! The world will go on for another 40 years. And then: 2050 Doomsday!

Something tells me that in 2048 the end of the world will once again be postponed through the "discovery" of some other excuse. Meanwhile, I'll be waiting down by the river, dressed in white.