Dickflicks

What's the opposite of chickflicks? Dickflicks.

That's the name I propose for all guy movies. Well, and for gay porn.

Kitty Litter

If I started my own brand of kitty litter, I'd name it after one of my cats and call it "Baxter's Turd Dirt."

Vakantie

Vakantie. There, I said it. Vakantie is the Dutch word for "holidays," as in, vacations. But in my humble option, vakantie is more fun to say than vacation. So henceforth, I'll be taking a family vakantie or a work vakantie or a summer vakantie. No more vacations for me. Only vakanties. Or at least staykanties.

Courteney Cox and David Arquette Breakup

The biggest question in the Courteney Cox-David Arquette breakup is which one of them the tabloids will first accuse of leaving the other for Jennifer Aniston. Because that's going to happen, right?

BNTM

"BNTM" is the acronym for "Britain's Next Top Model." I did not need to know that. So the 11.3 seconds I spent looking it up are wasted. As are the 11.3 seconds you just spent reading that "BNTM" is an acronym (make that acridnym) for "Britains Next Top Model."